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Hip-Hop • Alternative Hip Hop
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#16,086 in subgenre Peak #30
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Peak #555
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September 04, 2002
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It's 1986 I'm in the first grade I'm workin really hard to get Mario laid I gotta save the Princess so he can get the pussy Believe me, Mario would get that ass so fuck Luigi Mario really wants to get her in bed So bad that he's bustin up bricks with his head He just wants sex, so forget the wedding bells Jumpin on little mushrooms and turtle shells Droppin down green pipes and secret passage ways Makin his move to the end where the final castle lays Eat a magic mushroom grow a little higher Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire All these creatures that attack him Cut Mario slack Oh shit hold on I'll be right back I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer It's gotta be hard to get laid if you're a plumber That's why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man And get him to the end so he can stop using his hand Mario doesn't wanna get hit he'll shrink Princess won't fuck a little kid, I think So stay grown and attend to your own And eventually the Princess will attend to your bone (Speak and Spell hook 2X) Save the Princess quick Because she wants a dick And if you let her free You get the pussy Bowser's trying to get head right now from the Princess But if it's up to me that shit'll stop this instance Cloud people throwin little spike animals Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals I heard nobody yet runnin the Princess's oven And Mario always says "Virgins, I love em'" (*from the movie "Kids"*) I hate the Koopa Troopas so I'm gonna run up And jump on the back of their shells till I get one-up I'm gonna keep playin and I'm never gonna quit Cause some kid in school told me you could see the Princess tits I wanna beat it before any of my friends do So I can say I put pussy upon Mario's menu At the end of each level I jump and get the flag And say to myself another castle in the bag I hope Bowser's ready cause he's in for a ride And Mario's serious when it comes to homicide The Princess is a freak even though she has class Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass I hate the cannons that shoot at you constantly And I hate platforms that fall out from below me It's all worth while just to see Mario smile Standin next to the Princess but naked profile That's why it's my say to get Mario laid Super Mario Brothers best game ever made (Speak and Spell hook 2X)
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